By J.C. Richards
Zombies are, or have been, humans too! get away routes, protection plans, survival kits. adequate is adequate! Zombies have got a nasty rap, and it is time the redeeming traits of those brain-eating (but very likely cute) creatures come to mild. input 501 activities with a Zombie. inside of, you will see that the undead make the best sidekicks for nearly something you will have happening. cannot persuade a blood brother to affix you in karaoke? No concerns! A Zombie by no means suffers from degree fright! seeking to take a leisurely walk in the course of the neighborhood farmers' marketplace? Zombies recognize the key to selecting out the hottest tomatoes. have to negotiate a brand new cell-phone agreement? convey a Zombie alongside to get out of the two-year dedication (he can strong-arm the revenues rep—that is, until it truly is missing). definite, Zombies could have rotting flesh and nasty viruses, yet do not all of us have our faults? Open your brain and open this e-book for encouraged principles on how we will be able to all discover ways to get alongside.
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Extra resources for 501 Things to Do with a Zombie
Grocery shop 326. Make homemade valentines 327. Clap on 328. Clap off 328. Clap off 333. Join a Conga line 329. Finger paint 330. Iron 331. Go to Europe (there's nothing like seeing the Sistine Chapel for the first time with a Zombie) 332. Go bowling 333. Join a Conga line 334. Space tourism 335. Make balloon animals 335. Make balloon animals 336. Go to a water park 337. Go to a concert 338. Sing “Sweet Caroline” 339. Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I 340. Go to the Kentucky Derby 341. Play HORSE 342.
Tweet from Disney 82. Post your Disney photos on Facebook 83. Découpage 84. Play Ring Around the Rosie 85. Ride bumper cars 86. EAT DOG 87. Look for pictures in the clouds 83. Découpage 88. Go to a tax convention 89. Listen to show tunes “I feel pretty, oh so pretty” — a Zombie favorite) 90. Make a snowman 91. Have a pillow fight 92. Pogo stick 91. Have a pillow fight 95. Hula-hoop 93. Do stand-up 94. Host an at-home shopping party 95. Hula-hoop 96. Go through a drive-thru 97. Go antiquing 98. Scrapbook 99.
Whistle 133. Volunteer 136. Karaoke 136. Karaoke 140. Pick out a gift 137. Run for office 138. Do the Robot 139. Visit the Natural History Museum 140. Pick out a gift 141. Check out 13 items in a 12-items-or-less line 142. Deny any wrongdoing 143. Make a public apology 144. Further deny any wrongdoing 145. Visit a major attraction 146. Practice the law of attraction 145. Visit a major attraction 151. Go away for a spa weekend 147. Bake a pie 148. Go to a driving range 149. Watch HGTV (Zombies are really good at demo) 150.